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- You made a pretty obvious statement, yet apparently I did not understand it.
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You made a pretty obvious statement, yet apparently I did not understand it.
Untitled Text (13-Feb @ 02:48)
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- Lauren Anderson· 62 weeks ago
- This commentary truly angered me. As an English/Government & Political Affairs double major with an Athletic Coaching minor, I find it downright offensive for you to say that "LA majors are useless." You honestly do not think that Reagan used his undergraduate degree in sociology & economics for reference during his presidency? Let's look at the definitions of sociology (1) and economics (2), as listed in the Merriam Webster dictionary:
- 1. "the science of society, social institutions, and social relationships; specifically: the systematic study of the development, structure, interaction, and collective behavior of organized groups of human beings."
- 2. "a social science concerned chiefly with description and analysis of the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services."
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Lauren Anderson· 62 weeks ago
This commentary truly angered me. As an English/Government & Political Affairs double major with an Athletic Coaching minor, I find it downright offensive for you to say that "LA majors are useless." You honestly do not think that Reagan used his undergraduate degree in sociology & economics for reference during his presidency? Let's look at the definitions of sociology (1) and economics (2), as listed in the Merriam Webster dictionary:
1. "the science of society, social institutions, and social relationships; specifically: the systematic study of the development, structure, interaction, and collective behavior of organized groups of human beings."
2. "a social science concerned chiefly with description and analysis of the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services."
While we're at it, let's look at the definition of President Obama's undergrad degree of political science (1) and concentration of international relations (2):
1. "a social science concerned chiefly with the description and analysis of political and especially governmental institutions and processes "
2. "a branch of political science concerned with relations between nations and primarily with foreign policies"
Oh, and for good measure, let's look at what engineering entails:
"the application of science and mathematics by which the properties of matter and the sources of energy in nature are made useful to people"
Honestly, who would you rather have leading the free world: a liberal arts major, with an understanding of local/national/global society's functionality, or an engineer, who can apply mathematics and science to "matter and the sources of energy" and make it "useful to people?"
I will say, though, that the opposite holds true: I would not trust a liberal arts major to design a building or an environmentally-conscious car.
Oh, by the way, I don't know if you learned this in your high school American history class, but Reagan did have a whole system of economics named after him...no technology-based degree could have aided him in the formation of REAGANOMICS.
BOTTOM LINE IS liberal arts majors are NECESSARY for society to continue to function. As the author of this well-written article states, "no ecosystem works if every member aims to serve the same function."
P.S.: I plan to go to law school with my liberal arts major and would like to become a civil rights attorney..I do not believe I could be any better prepared with a different major.
Untitled Text (7-Nov @ 20:15)
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- >8th grade
- >sitting in class when all of a sudden...
- >I hear a rustling a couple of seats next to me--- this retard with downs is wacking it under the seat and everyone is watching
- >my face
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>8th grade
>sitting in class when all of a sudden...
>I hear a rustling a couple of seats next to me--- this retard with downs is wacking it under the seat and everyone is watching
>my face
In 10th grade or so, a retard comes into gym class and strips down to his underwear. Two guys come over and tell him to put shaving cream all over his body. The retard complies and then crawls into his locker. The rest of us go to class. At the end of the class the coach asks where the retard is and notices that he's in his locker covered in shaving cream naked. The coach screams "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW" and writes us all detention slips. It was funny as fuck though.
>Waiting for class in school
>Walk in toilets.
>Resident class tard is naked, in a toilet cubicle, with the door open trying to suck himself off.
>I run out crying with laughter as this tard chases me, naked with his dick flapping around
>Teacher turns up and he runs away,
>Manages to get to the roof (The teachers smoked there)
>Naked tard on the roof, with the door barricaded shut, crying and screaming.
>Entire school is watching, some laughing some like WTF
>We have to call his equally as tardish mother into school, he eventually opens the door
>I become a minor school celebrity (good) Girls won't date a guy who was chased by a naked retard (bad)
>in algebra class
>in important test
>tard gets up in the middle of it when it's really quiet
>procedes to walk over to peoples test's and copy the answers
>teacher tells him to sit down
>he starts singing
>starts doing pushups in the middle of class
>sits down
>people get mad when I laughed.
>either 5th or 6th grade
>tard in my class wears those fake wrestling gold belts
>one day challenges another tard in our class to fight
>other tard gets offended and shoves him
>first tard enters rage mode and knocks over second tard
>manages to somehow pull down pants and underwear of second tard and proceeds to pummel him
>second tard shits explosive diarreah, both get sent to principal, lulz were had by all
When I was a freshman, I was waiting outside my class and the special ed class came walking by. One of the girls in the class stops, sticks her hand down her pants, pulls it out and her hand is covered in blood. She licks it. She licked her period blood. Ugh
I fucked an 18 year old austistic girl in the ass.
she cried and called me a bad dinosaur.
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- >8th grade
- >sitting in class when all of a sudden...
- >I hear a rustling a couple of seats next to me--- this retard with downs is wacking it under the seat and everyone is watching
- >my face
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>8th grade
>sitting in class when all of a sudden...
>I hear a rustling a couple of seats next to me--- this retard with downs is wacking it under the seat and everyone is watching
>my face
In 10th grade or so, a retard comes into gym class and strips down to his underwear. Two guys come over and tell him to put shaving cream all over his body. The retard complies and then crawls into his locker. The rest of us go to class. At the end of the class the coach asks where the retard is and notices that he's in his locker covered in shaving cream naked. The coach screams "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW" and writes us all detention slips. It was funny as fuck though.
>Waiting for class in school
>Walk in toilets.
>Resident class tard is naked, in a toilet cubicle, with the door open trying to suck himself off.
>I run out crying with laughter as this tard chases me, naked with his dick flapping around
>Teacher turns up and he runs away,
>Manages to get to the roof (The teachers smoked there)
>Naked tard on the roof, with the door barricaded shut, crying and screaming.
>Entire school is watching, some laughing some like WTF
>We have to call his equally as tardish mother into school, he eventually opens the door
>I become a minor school celebrity (good) Girls won't date a guy who was chased by a naked retard (bad)
>in algebra class
>in important test
>tard gets up in the middle of it when it's really quiet
>procedes to walk over to peoples test's and copy the answers
>teacher tells him to sit down
>he starts singing
>starts doing pushups in the middle of class
>sits down
>people get mad when I laughed.
>either 5th or 6th grade
>tard in my class wears those fake wrestling gold belts
>one day challenges another tard in our class to fight
>other tard gets offended and shoves him
>first tard enters rage mode and knocks over second tard
>manages to somehow pull down pants and underwear of second tard and proceeds to pummel him
>second tard shits explosive diarreah, both get sent to principal, lulz were had by all
When I was a freshman, I was waiting outside my class and the special ed class came walking by. One of the girls in the class stops, sticks her hand down her pants, pulls it out and her hand is covered in blood. She licks it. She licked her period blood. Ugh
I fucked an 18 year old austistic girl in the ass.
she cried and called me a bad dinosaur.
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- >be 14
- >downer in class called thomas
- >creepy stalker with a stub hand
- >sees hot girl
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>be 14
>downer in class called thomas
>creepy stalker with a stub hand
>sees hot girl
>grabs her tits
>she screams
>he punches her in chin
>he the shouts what can only be described as "PORYYYYYYYYY"
>pulls banana out of pocket
>peels it
>starts eating it and walks off casually as fuck
>ohmyfuckinggodilold.jpeg
Untitled Text (21-Sep @ 21:22)
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- Stranger: yeah guess what else i was raped at 14 got pregnant had a child got a bf who
- treated me like shit and used me the entire relationship who i just broke up with. I
- lost out on my education and now am having to fight my ass off to support her and
- do the right thing and fix the mistakes i made because she is worth it.
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Stranger: yeah guess what else i was raped at 14 got pregnant had a child got a bf who
treated me like shit and used me the entire relationship who i just broke up with. I
lost out on my education and now am having to fight my ass off to support her and
do the right thing and fix the mistakes i made because she is worth it.
I could never kill another human so i kept her and im so glad I did shes the best thing
in my life the only thing in my life that cares about me or loves me. Yes im not very bright
yes i screwed up my life yes i am totally worthless to you and everyone else who thinks that
but good for you i dont live my life based on your opinion and i do not intend to leave this
conversation in any worse position then i was already in ive had people say a whole lot worse
to me and guess what they dont matter to me either and it doesnt bother me call me what you want
say what you want i know next you will attack my daughter telling me she is a rapist baby she
shouldnt breath she is nasty and so am i and whatever even crueler things you can come up with but
in the end i win because im not going to let it affect me and im always going to know in my heart
that I am a good person perfect no but im human just like everyone else but i will not lose any sleep over you
on the other hand probably dont sleep at all thats my guess but anyways you have a wonderful life and
you enjoy putting everyone else down while putting your self down and deamening your self worse then
all thanks for the humorous awesome convo totally made my life i even made popcorn and i totally
loved it have a GREAT NIGHT!! TTFN
Untitled Text (12-Aug @ 03:02)
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- CptGodzilla "he's a nice guy"
- CptGodzilla "your naive and he wants to slam your pussy"
- CptGodzilla "no, go away"
- CptGodzilla the next day "i need your help"
- CptGodzilla "he raped me last night"
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CptGodzilla "he's a nice guy"
CptGodzilla "your naive and he wants to slam your pussy"
CptGodzilla "no, go away"
CptGodzilla the next day "i need your help"
CptGodzilla "he raped me last night"
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- Aurion [00:51:02] <@Cornelius> oh, Ava, that reminds me of a story that an old Viridian told us
- Aurion [00:51:14] <@Cornelius> name of Chief
- Aurion [00:51:42] <@Cornelius> worked as a volunteer firefighter, responded to a call about a woman with an impaled object
- Aurion [00:51:59] <@Cornelius> turns out she was 18 years old and using a bottle as a ... well, sex aid
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Aurion [00:51:02] <@Cornelius> oh, Ava, that reminds me of a story that an old Viridian told us
Aurion [00:51:14] <@Cornelius> name of Chief
Aurion [00:51:42] <@Cornelius> worked as a volunteer firefighter, responded to a call about a woman with an impaled object
Aurion [00:51:59] <@Cornelius> turns out she was 18 years old and using a bottle as a ... well, sex aid
Aurion [00:52:27] * Rudolph uses the /clear command
Aurion [00:52:36] <@Cornelius> Chief took his axe, tapped a hole in the bottom carefully so the glass wouldn't shatter, and she was fine
Aurion [00:53:03] <@Cornelius> apparently Chief got a date out of it too
Untitled Text (23-Jul @ 23:26)
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- http://project-terra.com/login/?act=dwrnbucl5o9v9sd
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http://project-terra.com/login/?act=dwrnbucl5o9v9sd
Untitled C++ (17-May @ 00:38)
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- #include <string>
- #include "Student.h"
- #include "School.h"
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#include <string>
#include "Student.h"
#include "School.h"
using namespace std;
School::School
{
}
/*
void School::StartClass()
{
for ( int i = 0; i < 3 ; i++ )
{
//cout << StudentList[i]->StartClass();
}
}*/
#ifndef School_H
#define School_H
using namespace std;
class School
{
public:
School();
void StartClass();
private:
Student* studentList = new string[3];
}
#endif
Untitled C++ (13-May @ 02:53)
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- int* selectionSort ( int* dynArray , int size )
- {
- //Pre Condition: size is the number of desired user integer elements to be supplied
- //Post Condition: a pointer to an array of user supplied ints is returned
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int* selectionSort ( int* dynArray , int size )
{
//Pre Condition: size is the number of desired user integer elements to be supplied
//Post Condition: a pointer to an array of user supplied ints is returned
int min;
for ( int i = 0 ; i < size ; i++)
{
min = i;
for ( int j = i+1 ; j < size ; j++)
{
//Swap values with the iTH term if a new min is found
if (dynArray[j] < dynArray[min] )
{
min = j;
swap ( dynArray[i] , dynArray[min] );
}
}
}
return dynArray;
}
Untitled Text (12-Apr @ 03:10)
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- William Shockley controversially argued from the mid-1960s through the 1980s that "the future of the population was threatened because people with low IQs had more children than those with high IQs."[6][7]
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William Shockley controversially argued from the mid-1960s through the 1980s that "the future of the population was threatened because people with low IQs had more children than those with high IQs."[6][7]
Untitled Text (11-Apr @ 17:21)
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- http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBgQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dudesnude.com%2F&rct=j&q=DudesNude&ei=SCqjTZ-yEdKN0QHY9oSLBQ&usg=AFQjCNFvPaUAKhQTUTATtk4uHD6jf7SpbA&cad=rja
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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBgQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dudesnude.com%2F&rct=j&q=DudesNude&ei=SCqjTZ-yEdKN0QHY9oSLBQ&usg=AFQjCNFvPaUAKhQTUTATtk4uHD6jf7SpbA&cad=rja
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- In fact, Napoleon Bonaparte was so in love with a woman's natural scent, he was said to ask Josephine to avoid bathing for two full weeks before his return from military missions.
- [1:58am] <thatperson>Ow ow ow ow. :/
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In fact, Napoleon Bonaparte was so in love with a woman's natural scent, he was said to ask Josephine to avoid bathing for two full weeks before his return from military missions.
[1:58am] <thatperson>Ow ow ow ow. :/
[1:59am] <thatperson>I'll never understand how people get off to pinching their nipples.
[1:59am] <thatperson>I just placed a clothespin on one of mine, hurt like a bitch. >.<
Easier to ask forgiveness than permission
I wonder how many of Aurion's girlfriends have felt the result of that philosophy
(DarthSexy) I was with a girl, whom I'm I am trying to root
(DarthSexy) And I saw my friend, and was talking to him
(Cell) Wth?
(DarthSexy) After he walks off, she goes "who's that?"
(DarthSexy) To which I respond "my drug dealer"
(Darius) Was it actually?
(Cell) >_>
(DarthSexy) I prefer to see him as a good mate who happens to deal drugs
(Darius) those are the best drug dealers lol
(Darius) what drugs do you od?
(DarthSexy) I occasionally smoke some weed
(DarthSexy) He deals in all sorts of wacky things
(Darius) ah
(Darius) lol
(~Sir_Xiph0) Lol
(DarthSexy) Yeah, she kinda just stared at me
(~Sir_Xiph0) hahaha
(~Sir_Xiph0) epic
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) ...
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) I'm so sad.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) the tickets got sold out!
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) I can only watch on monday...
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) your face got sold out
(~Sir_Xiph0) how it started ^
!
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) ...
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) my class actually used weevils as a parody play.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Surarrin) What's up irene?
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) it's certainly not her face
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) lol!
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) sorry. >_>
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) Oh...
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) Sree, I'm really sorry by the way...
(~Sir_Xiph0) (&Sree) XD
(~Sir_Xiph0) (DarthSexy) Surarrin: They Say is a catchy song. The rest doesn't interest me.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Surarrin) <_<
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Surarrin) Live forever kill each other is one I like
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) she's sorry you had to see her face, lol!
(~Sir_Xiph0) (DarthSexy) Lol, Sree.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) sorry. >_>
(~Sir_Xiph0) • Irene decides to keep quiet.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Iztiak) Wait, what?
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) like your face?
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) lol!
(&DarkSyaoran) XD
(&DarkSyaoran) HAHAHAHA
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Mercenary) ...
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Mercenary) Hello Irene.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) hello your face, lol!
(&DarkSyaoran) Rofl.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (DarthSexy) Don't point out the flaws in my humour
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) pffffffffffft
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) I'll point out the flaws in Irene's face
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) lol!
(&DarkSyaoran) Lololol.
(&DarkSyaoran) Stooop.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (&DarkSyaoran) Cant they grow grass in Canada?
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Tehan[Shops]) I returnz.
(~Sir_Xiph0) —› nick: (Tehan[Shops]) is now known as (Tehan)
(&DarkSyaoran) I need a drink.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) Havoc: !?
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Havoc) what?
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Mercenary) Food Tehan? You have the foods?
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) They can grow grass on Irene's face.
(&DarkSyaoran) XD
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Mercenary) Used to use it all the time.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Tehan) And more important, I have pepsi max.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (&DarkSyaoran) Yeah.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Havoc) I just support them since I live in San Jose.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) I used to use Irene's face all the time, lol!
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) funny how that happened to you.
(~Sir_Xiph0) —› quit: (Mercenary) (shadow5647@dlp-38A1472F.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) (Ping timeout)
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Tehan) I know.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) Funny like your face, lol!
(&DarkSyaoran) I shouldn't find it this funny.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Havoc) Big sis is going to be like "Let's try out my new penis"
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) no thank you.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Havoc) "come here Irene and bend over"
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) she'll be like.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Havoc) "Pretend I'm daddy"
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) Wtf? a freak? to the hospital! NOW!
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) I wouldn't want to be Irene's daddy with that face, lol!
(&DarkSyaoran) <Darius> I PLAY BRICK BREAKER ON MY NEW BLACKBERRY
(&DarkSyaoran) Play brick breaker on Irenes face.
(&DarkSyaoran) LOL
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) they say that all the time...
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Tehan) Vag and balls?
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Tehan) Doin it rong.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (&DarkSyaoran) Niggers never talk when you need them.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) Lol.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) Irene's face is doin it rong, lol!
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Havoc) 100 on drugs.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) I see.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Tehan) 100 on pepsi max.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) good for you?
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) I see your face, lol!
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Zombie) We all know you have a cock.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) ...
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) who was anna?
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) Irene's face is a cock, lol!
(~Sir_Xiph0) (&DarkSyaoran) Fuck up, bitch.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (&DarkSyaoran) Before I beat the shit out of you.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) Irene's face can beat the shit out of you, mentally, lol!
(&DarkSyaoran) Lol.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Tehan) Seduced some chick as a fucking goose.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Tehan) Wait, swan.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) pimps are the rulers?
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) Irene's face is a fucking goose, lol!
(~Sir_Xiph0) (&DarkSyaoran) My stare could topple the Great Wall of China right now.
(~Sir_Xiph0) • +Sir_Xiph0 is hella amused by your shitty understanding of English but has to set that straight
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) well.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) brain not working.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) sorry.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) Irene's face could topple the Great Wall of China, lol!
(&DarkSyaoran) LOLOLOL
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) I know...
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) what are pimps.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) I was just following the logic that zeus as a ruler, is a pimp.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Poytin) Lol.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) Irene's face could use a pimp, lol!
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Darius) Irene is a troll
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Darius) She's not a loli
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Darius) some old dude
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Darius) I've caught on to your games bitch
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Darius) You went OUT OF CHARACTER
(~Sir_Xiph0) (Irene) what?
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) Irene's face is out of character, lol!
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) bah
(~Sir_Xiph0) (&DarkSyaoran) You felt that good about being 10th.
(~Sir_Xiph0) • Irene raises eyebrows.
(~Sir_Xiph0) (+Sir_Xiph0) my MIRC crashed like Irene's face, lol!
(~Sir_Xiph0) it totally did
Latex ones should do the job
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- (CptGodzilla) the other day i was bored and found $20 on the ground
- (CptGodzilla) and instead of saving it
- (CptGodzilla) i went to wallgreens and bought the following items
- (CptGodzilla) condoms, birth control, and a wire coat hanger
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(CptGodzilla) the other day i was bored and found $20 on the ground
(CptGodzilla) and instead of saving it
(CptGodzilla) i went to wallgreens and bought the following items
(CptGodzilla) condoms, birth control, and a wire coat hanger
(CptGodzilla) the clerk said "wow, interesting combo"
(Cell) hahahahahahahahaha
(CptGodzilla) i said "yeah, i like to be prepared"
(Cell) lmao
(CptGodzilla) she got disgusted when i said that
(CptGodzilla) and told me never to come back
(Cell) lmfao
Untitled C++ (9-Apr @ 01:00)
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- #include <iostream>
- using namespace std;
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#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
void selectionSort (int intArray[], int elements);
int getMaxima (int intArray[], int elements);
int main ()
{
int myArray[4] = {5,3,99,125};
int dave = getMaxima (myArray, 4);
selectionSort (myArray, 4 );
}
void selectionSort (int intArray[], int elements )
{
//Copy operation
int originalArray[elements];
for ( int i = 0; i < elements; i++ )
{
originalArray[i] = intArray[i];
}
int elem = elements;
for (int i = 0; i < elem; i++ )
{
int maxIndex = getMaxima (originalArray, elements);
intArray[i] = originalArray[maxIndex];
for (maxIndex; maxIndex < elements - 1; maxIndex++)
{
originalArray[maxIndex] = originalArray[maxIndex + 1 ];
}
elements = elements -1 ;
}
for (int i =0; i < elem ; i++ )
{
cout << intArray[i] << endl;
}
}
int getMaxima (int intArray[], int elements)
{
int check = 0;
int index;
for (int i = 0; i < elements ; i++)
{
if (intArray[i] > check)
{
check = intArray[i];
index = i;
}
}
return index;
}
Untitled C++ (2-Apr @ 01:21)
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- //Implementation file dave.cpp
- #include "dave.h"
- #include <iostream>
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//Implementation file dave.cpp
#include "dave.h"
#include <iostream>
dave::dave()
{
}
//according to VS 2010 member function dave::hatstand may not be declared outside its class
void dave::hatstand(int a);
{
std::cout << 3 << std::endl;
}
//header file dave.h
class dave
{
public:
dave();
void hatstand(int a);
};
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- Date: Mon, 29 Apr 1996 00:50:57 -0400
- From: Olin Shivers <shivers@lambda.ai.mit.edu>
- To: xxx@eecs.mit.edu
- In-Reply-To: <9604252058.AA12478@heinlein.MIT.EDU> (xxx@eecs.mit.edu)
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Date: Mon, 29 Apr 1996 00:50:57 -0400
From: Olin Shivers <shivers@lambda.ai.mit.edu>
To: xxx@eecs.mit.edu
In-Reply-To: <9604252058.AA12478@heinlein.MIT.EDU> (xxx@eecs.mit.edu)
Subject: Re: Undergraduate Advising
Reply-To: shivers@ai.mit.edu
I need from you a few paragraphs describing your personal interests,
advising style or philosophy, background and professional interests.
... I'm preparing a document to give the freshman for them to use to
select an advisor. I need to receive your info by early next week.
I was born and raised in Atlanta, Georgia, majored in mathematics and Computer
Science at Yale University, and I got my PhD in Computer Science at CMU. I've
lived in Paris, Hong Kong, Peking, and New Jersey.
I tend to look for weak, uncertain students and feed off of their
insecurities; by preying on their poor self-images, I manage to temporarily
assuage my own feelings of inadequacy and failure. I've also found
undergraduate advising to be a terrific vehicle for venting a lot
of my own pent-up rage and frustration.
I'm not sure if this counts as a philosophy, but it's the closest thing I've
got to an "advising style."
Thanks again for volunteering to advise!
My pleasure.
-Olin
http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/shivers/mazes.html
http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/shivers/institutionalized.html
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- 12:45 AM - ☭TheRedRuski☭: talking a little bit
- 12:45 AM - ☭TheRedRuski☭: some guy from wisconsin
- 12:45 AM - ☭TheRedRuski☭: called me and said he wanted to rape me
- 12:46 AM - ☭TheRedRuski☭: so shes like play along with him its fun
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12:45 AM - ☭TheRedRuski☭: talking a little bit
12:45 AM - ☭TheRedRuski☭: some guy from wisconsin
12:45 AM - ☭TheRedRuski☭: called me and said he wanted to rape me
12:46 AM - ☭TheRedRuski☭: so shes like play along with him its fun
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- CptGodzilla> just walked in on my roommate fucking a whore
- <CptGodzilla> in the kitchen
- <CptGodzilla> choking her
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CptGodzilla> just walked in on my roommate fucking a whore
<CptGodzilla> in the kitchen
<CptGodzilla> choking her
<CptGodzilla> sometimes i watch porn and see if i can cum before i throw up
<CptGodzilla> like gross disgusting shit
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- /***********************************
- Author:
- ************************************/
- #include <iostream>
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/***********************************
Author:
************************************/
#include <iostream>
#include <fstream>
#include <string>
#include <stdlib.h>
using namespace std;
bool generateRandomCharacterFile(int genChars, string fileName);
void deleteRepeats(char charArray[]);
int main ()
{
//Initializes random number generator with seed 100
srand(100);
if ( generateRandomCharacterFile( 1000 , "chars.txt") )
{
cout << "Random character generation was sucessful"<<endl;
char charArray[1000];
fstream file;
file.open("chars.txt");
for (int i = 10; i > 0 ; i--)
{
string line;
getline(file,line);
charArray[i] = line[i];
}
file.close();
}
else
{
cout << "Random charcter generation failed" << endl;
}
return 0;
}
bool generateRandomCharacterFile(int genChars , string fileName)
{
/*
Preconditions: the ofstream or f stream libaries must be included
random number generator must be initialized
Purpose:
Postconditions:
*/
char alphabet[26]={'a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z'};
ofstream file;
file.open (fileName.c_str() );
for (genChars;genChars > 0; genChars--)
{
//Checks if file can be written
if (!file.good() )
return false;
char randChar = alphabet[(rand()%26)];
file << randChar << endl;
}
file.close();
return true;
}
void deleteRepeats(char charArray[])
{
//s
}
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/************************************
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#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <math.h>
using namespace std;
void showTheMainMenu();
void processUserChoice(int choice);
double computeStatistics(string fileName, )
int main ()
{
string selection;
while (true);
{
showTheMainMenu();
}
return 0;
}
void showTheMainMenu()
{
/*
Precondition: None
Purpose: Display an options menu
Postcondition:
*/
cout << "Please enter the number for one of these options:" << endl;
cout << "1 - Mean\n2 - Variance\n3 - Standard Deviation" << endl;
}
void processUserChoice(int choice)
{
/*
Precondition:
Purpose:
Postcondition:
*/
}
double computeStatistics(string filename, double &x = 0 , double &y = 0, double &z = 0)
{
cout << "stuff was computed " << endl;
}
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- /************************************************
- Title: hangman.cpp
- Author:
- Created on: Febuary 27 2011
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/************************************************
Title: hangman.cpp
Author:
Created on: Febuary 27 2011
Description:presents a game of hangman
Usage: guessing game
guess letters as prompted
*************************************************/
#include <iostream>
#include <fstream>
#include <string>
#include <cstdlib>
using namespace std;
void drawHangmanDamageStage (int stage);
string randomFileLine(string filename,int fileLines);
string StringToLower(string strToConvert);
int main()
{
//Name request
cout << "Please enter only your first name" << endl;
string Playername;
cin >> Playername;
//Print welcome message
cout << Playername << ", we are going to play a game. The game is..." << endl;
cout << "\n \n \t \t HUNTER HANGMAN \n \n" << endl;
//Main menu options to quit or play
cout << "\t \t Play [play] \n \t \t Exit [exit] \n \t \t \n Please type your choice."<<endl;
string menuOption;
cin >> menuOption;
if (menuOption == "play" || menuOption == "Play")
{
string word;
//Asks for a difficulty and gets the secret word
//from the corresponding difficulty text file
bool difficultySelected = false;
while (difficultySelected == false)
{
string difficulty;
cout << "Please type a difficulty level [easy, medium, hard]:" << endl;
cin >> difficulty;
if (difficulty == "easy" || difficulty == "Easy")
{
word = randomFileLine("easy.txt", 16);
difficultySelected = true;
}
else if (difficulty == "medium" || difficulty == "Medium")
{
word = randomFileLine("medium.txt", 21);
difficultySelected = true;
}
else if (difficulty == "hard" || difficulty == "Hard")
{
word = randomFileLine("medium.txt" , 23);
difficultySelected = true;
}
else
continue;
}
string wordCopyForLose = word; //Untouched copy for lose screen
string guess;
string display ; // hangman gameboard
//Generates the hangman gameboard
for (int t = 0;t < word.size()-1;t++)
{
string puzzlepart = "_ ";
display.append(puzzlepart);
}
//Sets the word and the gameboard onto the same indices
for (int q = 0;q < display.size()-1;q++)
{
q++;
string padding =" ";
word.insert(q,padding);
}
int wrong = 0;
int correct = 0;
//Main Game loop
while (true)
{
drawHangmanDamageStage(wrong);
//Requests a letter guess
cout << "Guess a letter\n"<< display <<"\n Your Guess: ";
cin >> guess;
//Forces guess into lower case form
StringToLower(guess);
if (guess.size() < 2 )
{
if (word.find(guess) != -1)
{
//Checks for a match and adds the letters to the
//display array (gameboard)
while (word.find(guess) != -1)
{
int indexNumber = word.find(guess);
display[indexNumber] = word[indexNumber];
// Clears the secret word of the guessed letter
string empty= " ";
word [indexNumber] = empty[0];
correct++;
}
//Informs player of victory and ends the game
if (correct == (word.size()-1)*.5)
{
cout << display;
cout << "\n \n \t \t You've won! \n \n" << endl;
break;
}
}
//Informs player of his defeat and ends the game
else if (wrong > 5)
{
drawHangmanDamageStage(wrong);
cout << Playername << "...." << endl;
cout << "\n \n \t \t You have lost... \n \n" << endl;
cout << "\n \n The word was : " <<wordCopyForLose << endl;
break;
}
//catches incorrect and duplicate guesses.
else
{
cout << guess <<" is not part of the word or was already guessed" << endl;
wrong++;
}
}
//Catches all input greater than 1 character
else
{
cout << "Invalid input. You may try again." << endl;
}
}
}
else
cout << "Looks like you don't want to play Hangman. Bye" << endl;
return 0;
}
string randomFileLine(string filename, int fileLines )
{
//Pre Condition: the number of lines in the file must be known
//Post Condition: a random line from a file is generated
//File object is created
fstream file;
file.open (filename.c_str() );
string lineArray [(fileLines)];
string line;
int lastLineScanned = 0;
//Loads each line into an array
while (file.good() )
{
getline (file,line);
lineArray[lastLineScanned] = line;
lastLineScanned++;
}
file.close();
string randomLineString;
// Generates a random valid index number and uses that value to generate
// a random string
srand( time (NULL) );
randomLineString = lineArray[rand()%(lastLineScanned-1)];
return randomLineString ;
}
void drawHangmanDamageStage (int stage)
{
switch (stage)
{
//Pre Condition: stage represents how many wrong answers have been given
//Post Condition: the hangman art is outputted
case 0:
cout << "___________\n|\t|\n|\t\n| \n|\n" << endl;
break;
case 1:
cout << "___________\n|\t|\n|\tO\n| \n|\n" << endl;
break;
case 2:
cout << "___________\n|\t|\n|\tO\n| |\n|\n" << endl;
break;
case 3:
cout << "___________\n|\t|\n|\tO\n| [|\n|\n" << endl;
break;
case 4:
cout << "___________\n|\t|\n|\tO\n| [|]\n|\n" << endl;
break;
case 5:
cout << "___________\n|\t|\n|\tO\n| [|]\n| / \n" << endl;
break;
default:
cout << "___________\n|\t|\n|\tO\n| [|]\n| / \\\n" << endl;
}
}
string StringToLower(string strToConvert)
{
//Pre Condition: strToConvert must be in the alphabet
//Post Condition: strToConvert is returned in lower case
for(unsigned int i=0;i<strToConvert.length();i++)
{
strToConvert[i] = toupper(strToConvert[i]);
}
return strToConvert;
}
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- Author:
- Title: hangman.cpp
- Description:
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/************************************************
Author:
Title: hangman.cpp
Description:
Usage:
*************************************************/
#include <iostream>
#include <fstream>
#include <string>
#include <cstdlib>
using namespace std;
void drawHangmanDamageStage (int stage);
string randomFileLine(string filename,int fileLines);
int main()
{
//Name request
cout << "Please enter only your first name" << endl;
string playername;
cin >> playername;
//Print welcome message
cout << playername << ", we are going to play a game. The game is..." << endl;
cout << "\n \n \t \t HUNTER HANGMAN \n \n" << endl;
//Main menu options to quit or play
cout << "\t \t Play [play] \n \t \t Exit [exit] \n \t \t \n Please type your choice."<<endl;
string menuoption;
cin >> menuoption;
if (menuoption == "play" || menuoption == "Play")
{
string word;
//Asks for a difficulty and gets the secret word
//from the corresponding difficulty text file
bool difficultySelected = false;
while (difficultySelected == false)
{
string difficulty;
cout << "Please type a difficulty level [easy, medium, hard]:" << endl;
cin >> difficulty;
if (difficulty == "easy" || difficulty == "Easy")
{
word = randomFileLine("easy.txt", 16);
difficultySelected = true;
}
else if (difficulty == "medium" || difficulty == "Medium")
{
word = randomFileLine("medium.txt", 21);
difficultySelected = true;
}
else if (difficulty == "hard" || difficulty == "Hard")
{
word = randomFileLine("medium.txt" , 23);
difficultySelected = true;
}
else
continue;
}
string wordcopyforlose = word;
string guess;
string display ;
//Generates the hangman gameboard
for (int t = 0;t < word.size()-1;t++)
{
string puzzlepart = "_ ";
display.append(puzzlepart);
}
//Sets the word and the gameboard onto the same indices
for (int q = 0;q < display.size()-1;q++)
{
q++;
string padding =" ";
word.insert(q,padding);
}
int wrong = 0;
int correct = 0;
//Main Game loop
while (true)
{
drawHangmanDamageStage(wrong);
cout << "Guess a letter\n"<< display <<"\n Your Guess: ";
cin >> guess;
if (guess.size() < 2 )
{
if (word.find(guess) != -1)
{
while (word.find(guess) != -1)
{
int indexnumber = word.find(guess);
display[indexnumber] = word[indexnumber];
string empty= " ";
word [indexnumber] = empty[0];
correct++;
}
//Informs player of victory and ends the game
if (correct == (word.size()-1)*.5)
{
cout << display;
cout << "\n \n \t \t You've won! \n \n" << endl;
break;
}
}
//Informs player of his defeat and ends the game
else if (wrong > 5)
{
drawHangmanDamageStage(wrong);
cout << playername << "...." << endl;
cout << "\n \n \t \t You have lost... \n \n" << endl;
cout << "\n \n The word was : " <<wordcopyforlose << endl;
break;
}
//catches incorrect and duplicate guesses.
else
{
cout << guess <<" is not part of the word or was already guessed" << endl;
wrong++;
}
}
//Catches all input greater than 1 character
else
{
cout << "Invalid input. You may try again." << endl;
}
}
}
else
cout << "Looks like you don't want to play Hangman. Bye" << endl;
return 0;
}
string randomFileLine(string filename, int fileLines )
{
fstream file;
file.open (filename.c_str() );
string lineArray [(fileLines)];
string line;
int lastLineScanned = 0;
//Loads each line into an array
while (file.good() )
{
getline (file,line);
lineArray[lastLineScanned] = line;
lastLineScanned++;
}
file.close();
string randomLineString;
// Generates a random valid index number to randomly pick a line
srand( time (NULL) );
randomLineString = lineArray[rand()%(lastLineScanned-1)];
return randomLineString ;
}
void drawHangmanDamageStage (int stage)
{
switch (stage)
{
case 0:
cout << "___________\n|\t|\n|\t\n| \n|\n" << endl;
break;
case 1:
cout << "___________\n|\t|\n|\tO\n| \n|\n" << endl;
break;
case 2:
cout << "___________\n|\t|\n|\tO\n| |\n|\n" << endl;
break;
case 3:
cout << "___________\n|\t|\n|\tO\n| [|\n|\n" << endl;
break;
case 4:
cout << "___________\n|\t|\n|\tO\n| [|]\n|\n" << endl;
break;
case 5:
cout << "___________\n|\t|\n|\tO\n| [|]\n| / \n" << endl;
break;
default:
cout << "___________\n|\t|\n|\tO\n| [|]\n| / \\\n" << endl;
}
}
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- for (int t = 0;t < word.size();t++)
- {
- char part1 = "_";
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string display;
for (int t = 0;t < word.size();t++)
{
char part1 = "_";
char part2 = "_";
guess[t] = part1;
guess[t+1] = part2;
cout << display;
}
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- Author:
- Title: hangman.cpp
- Description:
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/************************************************
Author:
Title: hangman.cpp
Description:
Usage:
*************************************************/
#include <iostream>
#include <fstream>
#include <string>
#include <cstdlib>
using namespace std;
string randomFileLine(string filename,int fileLines);
int main()
{
//Name request
cout << "What is your first name?" << endl;
string playername;
cin >> playername;
//Print welcome message
cout << playername << ", we are going to play a game. The game is..." << endl;
cout << "\n \n \t \t HUNTER HANGMAN \n \n" << endl;
//Main menu options to quit or play
cout << "\t \t Play [play] \n \t \t Exit [exit] \n \t \t \n Please type your choice."<<endl;
string menuoption;
cin >> menuoption;
if (menuoption == "play" || menuoption == "Play")
{
string word;
//Asks for a difficulty and sets the word to a line
//from the corresponding difficulty text file
bool difficultySelected = false;
while (difficultySelected == false)
{
string difficulty;
cout << "Please type a difficulty level [easy, medium, hard]:" << endl;
cin >> difficulty;
if (difficulty == "easy" || difficulty == "Easy")
{
word = randomFileLine("easy.txt", 16);
difficultySelected = true;
}
else if (difficulty == "medium" || difficulty == "Medium")
{
word = randomFileLine("medium.txt", 21);
difficultySelected = true;
}
else if (difficulty == "hard" || difficulty == "Hard")
{
word = randomFileLine("medium.txt" , 23);
difficultySelected = true;
}
else
continue;
}
int wordlength = word.size();
do
{
cout << Give
}
while (true)
}
else
cout << "Looks like you don't want to play Hangman. Bye" << endl;
return 0;
}
string randomFileLine(string filename, int fileLines )
{
fstream file;
file.open (filename.c_str() );
string lineArray [(fileLines)];
string line;
int lastLineScanned = 0;
while (file.good() )
{
getline (file,line);
lineArray[lastLineScanned] = line;
lastLineScanned++;
}
file.close();
string randomLineString;
// Generates a random valid index number to randomly pick a line
srand( time (NULL) );
randomLineString = lineArray[rand()%(lastLineScanned-1)];
return randomLineString ;
}
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- while (file.good() )
- {
- getline (file, line); //Why does this break the loop?
- filelines++;
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while (file.good() )
{
getline (file, line); //Why does this break the loop?
filelines++;
cout << filelines << endl;
cout << line << endl;
}
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- so my roommate is fucking his girlfriend and she sounds like a cow
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so my roommate is fucking his girlfriend and she sounds like a cow
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/********************************************************
********************************************************/
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
int myfactorial (int integer);
int main ()
{
std::cout << myfactorial(10);
return 0;
}
int myfactorial (int integer)
{
if (integer == 1)
return 1;
else;
return (integer*myfactorial(integer-1));
}
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- Author:
- Title:
- Description:
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/**********************************
Author:
Title:
Description:
Usage:
***********************************/
#include <iostream>
#include <fstream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
//Presents a menu and asks for a choice of mean maxima minima and search
cout << "Please enter the number for one of these options:" << endl;
cout << "1 – Mean\n2 – Maxima\n3 – Minima \n4 – Search" << endl;
unsigned short menuselection;
cin >> menuselection;
if (cin.good() && (menuselection < 5))
{
//Creates file object
ifstream numFile;
numFile.open ("numbers.txt");
int intline;
//Handles valid menu selections
switch (menuselection)
{
case 1:
while (numFile.good() )
{
string line;
getline(numFile,line);
}
cout << "The mean is : " << endl;
break;
case 2:
cout << "Maxima goes here";
break;
case 3:
cout << "Minima goes here";
break;
case 4:
cout << "Search goes here";
break;
}
//Closes file
numFile.close();
}
//Handles invalid menu selections
else
cerr << "Invalid input. Please try again" << endl;
return 0;
}
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- /****************************
- Title:
- Author:
- Created on: Febuary 7 2011
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/****************************
Title:
Author:
Created on: Febuary 7 2011
Description:
Usage:
*****************************/
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
string name;
// Name request
cout << "Tell me your first name." << endl;
cin >> name;
// Prints out supplied name
cout << name << endl;
//Language count request
unsigned short languageCounter;
cout << "How many programming languages do you know" << endl;
cin >> languageCounter;
//Outputs an error if an inappropriate type is inputed into languageCounter
if (cin.good() == false)
{
cerr << "Please input a number next time" << endl;
}
//Displays a comforting personal message if user enters 0 languages
else if (languageCounter == 0)
{
cout << name << " , you're going to love C++" << endl;
}
//Requests the language the user knows and displays a message
else
{
cout << "Tell a programming language you know." << endl;
string language;
cin >> language;
cout << name << " knows the " << language << "programming language!" << endl;
}
return 0;
}
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- Title:
- Author:
- Created on: Febuary 7 2011
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/****************************
Title:
Author:
Created on: Febuary 7 2011
Description:
Usage:
*****************************/
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
string name;
// Name request
cout << "Tell me your first name." << endl;
cin >> name;
// Prints out supplied name
cout << name << endl;
//Language count request
unsigned short languageCounter;
cout << "How many programming languages do you know" << endl;
cin >> languageCounter;
while (cin.good() == 0 )
{
cout << "Try again";
cin >> languageCounter;
}
//Displays a comforting personal message if user enters 0 languages
if (languageCounter == 0)
{
cout << name << " , you're going to love C++" << endl;
}
//
return 0;
}